[Hampshire] No mod_perl :-(

Bah.

I've got a problem[1].

I'm trying to install an app on a hosted server. Unfortunately, it needs
mod_perl or fastcgi - and I don't have those.

Can anyone suggest a way I can get one or other running? I can't install
to the main Apache area, nor can I restart the server. I have .htaccess
control, but nothing more.

Any bright ideas?

Thanks!

Vic.


[1] Yes, yes, I know...